"I can't wait to share one of my embiggened posts!"

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 02/15/2018 at 17:05 • Filed to: embiggliness

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My God. I really am I shitposter.

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/15/2018 at 17:12

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As a strictly mobile user, I can’t even tell when posts become embiggened. This is an outrage!

WilliamsSW > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/15/2018 at 17:16

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Looks like you got a pity gift out of this

cmill189 - sans Volvo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/15/2018 at 17:16

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Filed to: Why change now?

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/15/2018 at 17:18

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I do love a good shitpost.

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/15/2018 at 17:20

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You also happen to be one of the only ones who posted actual shit.*

*bathtub of death

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/15/2018 at 17:20

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No chandeliers?

AestheticsInMotion > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/15/2018 at 17:43

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I gotchu fam. Sneak peak of one helluva home, soon to have it’s own post

benjrblant > AestheticsInMotion 02/15/2018 at 17:48

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oh god! that needs a buffer image.

AestheticsInMotion > benjrblant 02/15/2018 at 17:55

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Not exactly my style haha

This is getting closer, but still not there. I did appreciate the heated floor though

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 02/15/2018 at 18:07

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Chandelier over a tub... Haven’t you people watched Final Destination?!?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AestheticsInMotion 02/15/2018 at 18:10

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Are these tubs actually ever used?

AestheticsInMotion > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/15/2018 at 18:11

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I use them for pictures.

I donno about the owners though

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AestheticsInMotion 02/15/2018 at 18:14

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My mom has a fancy tub. Had it for nearly 20 years. I don’t think she has used it once.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/15/2018 at 18:18

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Admitting it is the first step to recovery.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/15/2018 at 18:23

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That’s a negative, good buddy.

In my experience working in homes, fancy tubs are things people pay for and then never use.

cmill189 - sans Volvo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/15/2018 at 18:25

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You’re supposed to take your camera with you after visiting.

AestheticsInMotion > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/15/2018 at 18:26

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I’d be all over a fancy shower... But tubs? Na. I feel like they get used maybe a couple times a year (at most)

diplodicus forgot his password > AestheticsInMotion 02/15/2018 at 18:54

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Wait does that fireplace look into the living room?

AestheticsInMotion > diplodicus forgot his password 02/15/2018 at 19:17

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Yes it does

diplodicus forgot his password > AestheticsInMotion 02/15/2018 at 20:00

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Seems awkward lol

AestheticsInMotion > diplodicus forgot his password 02/15/2018 at 20:02

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Husband and wife have separate master suites on opposite wings, separated by three floors. And the live in maids/crew won’t talk.

Different kind of life

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > AestheticsInMotion 02/15/2018 at 21:10

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I bet there’s cocaine in this house somewhere.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/15/2018 at 21:11

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That ball of spikes one looks to be very dangerous, too.